Heavenly Bliss

Last night i tasted him again- and this morning too, savoring yet again a prohibited bliss. How could i refuse his acrid, heavenly sweetness?

Barely two months ago when i first tried him, my tongue seemed to leap out of my mouth in ecstacy. He was a hooker. I told my friends about this experience and they all laughed in disbelief. You’d never know unless you’d try it yourself.

Three times more expensive than the ordinary price, this elixir, not an aphrodisiac, is not just found anywhere but in Ayala and Rustan’s Mango. If you’re lucky enough, you can find one displayed yet partly hidden to arouse more curiosity, at the grocery section.
Just ask for the SUKANG PINAKURAT! Best sawsawan in town. Try it with lechon, barbecue, broiled, grilled and roasted meat, fish and any other seafoods. Shake well before using.

(Exported From Cebu CeBoom CeBlog >> Cebu Humor >> posted by bayarc. I just changed the pronouns lng.)