top ways to loose a guy

Whoever had watched "How To Loose A Guy In Ten Days" might also enjoy this top ways to loose a guy. i found this over dear sugar and had a good laugh... the setting is westernized but maybe we could also translate this into our very own Pinoy version.... Here it goes:

1. Wrap your whole life around him. (Ako ra gyud ka! Wala nay maka-ilog sa imong kasingkasing gawas nako!)
   
2. When driving home from a party refer to every single woman he spoke to as, “a famous slut.” (Bigaon kaayo tong imong kastorya ganiha, swear!)
   
3. Make him take the quizzes in Ladies’ Mags. (Are you kikay or not quiz, mga ingon ana?)
   
4. If you went to a better college than he did, never let him forget it. (Taga-UP ko niya ikaw kay asa gani to nga bukid? Memorial school ba to?)
   
5. After your third date instruct your children to call him Daddy, even if they are all over 25. (Tatay 'ta ka?)
   
6. Every time he makes a joke, roll your eyes and say, “Very funny. Ha ha.” (Do i need to translate this? Haler?)
   
7. Fixate on the future. Focus, for example, on his taking you to Cabo San Lucas for Easter. (Mangadto gyud tag Bantayan karon Semana Santa ha!)
   
8. If he does not take you to Cabo San Lucas for Easter, act real light and breezy and then suddenly collapse in a heap, burst into tears, and inform him he has “intimacy issues.” (Bantay lang gyud ka kung dili ta mangadtog Bantayan bah! Mangluod gyud ko! Dili gyud taka padulgon unya!!!)
   
9. Speaking of which, always cry after sex. (Dili na ko virgin...huhuhuhuhu)
   
10. Better yet, cry during sex. (Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh)
    

Are these effective? But I believe that we Pinoys have our own ways how to get out of certain relationships... "Kung ako lang, mag-sige kog paLibre..."